Have you ever gone to a concert and ended up naked on the stage?
Have you ever been sanctioned for writing a demand letter for a client who claimed to have been injured by a naked lawyer who rushed the stage during a concert?
Well then do I have the blog post for you!
But first . . . .
As regular readers know, “civility” is one of my 7 Cs of Legal Ethics. I’ve long used this blog to raise concerns about incivility within the legal profession. During his tenure as President of the Vermont Bar Association, Andrew Manitsky joined me, making civility the theme of his presidency. Our presentations on the topic often included asking “who should respond to extreme incivility and what tool do they have to do so?” In addition, we regularly alerted the Vermont bar that, around the country, more and more courts and disciplinary bodies are responding to incivility by invoking the disciplinary rule that prohibits lawyers from using means that have no substantial purpose other than to embarrass or burden a third person.
As of last week, we can add another invocation to the list. It involves a Colorado lawyer who was sanctioned as a result of a demand letter she sent on behalf of a client to another lawyer who, while naked, rushed the stage at a Phish concert, allegedly injuring the client along the way.
If you hadn’t already learned of the story, yes, you read the last sentence correctly.
As reported by the ABA Journal, the lawyer who wrote the letter entered into this Stipulation for Discipline with Colorado’s Regulation Counsel. According to the stipulation, the sanctioned lawyer sent a demand letter on behalf of a client who claimed to have been injured at a Phish concert. Per the stipulation,
- “The person alleged to have caused injury to J.R. was V.D., who is an attorney. J.R. alleged that V.D. got naked during the concert and attempted to rush the stage, physically shoving crowd members (including J.R.) as he did so.”
In the demand letter, the sanctioned lawyer:
- “used language that was demeaning towards [the naked lawyer] and unprofessional in nature. For example. [the sanctioned lawyer] referred to [the naked lawyer] as a ‘violent psychopath’; ‘obnoxious’; ‘a violent asshole’; ‘stupid’ (multiple times); ‘a shameless, ridiculous boasting shit’; ‘a terrible fucking attorney’; a “disgrace to the Colorado Bar, the Phish community, and [his] family; and ‘an g – 2 idiot.’”
The letter demanded $50,000. It stated that if the naked lawyer paid, J.R. would not sue the naked lawyer, seek to have the naked lawyer banned from Phish concerts, notify the media, or, notify the naked lawyer’s employer. The letter added that if the naked lawyer did not pay, J.R. would sue, report the naked lawyer to law enforcement, and release a video of the stage-rushing incident to the media.
The parties stipulated that the letter violated Rules 4.4(a) and 4.5(a) of the Colorado Rules of Professional Conduct. The former prohibits lawyers from “using means that have no substantial purpose other than to embarrass, delay , or burden a third person.” The latter prohibits, among other things, threatening to present criminal charges to gain an advantage in a civil matter.[1] An announcement that the Presiding Disciplinary Judge accepted the stipulation and publicly censured the lawyer is here.
I don’t have much to add.
But when has that ever stopped me?
Besides involving Phish, the story has another Vermont connection: according to the bio on her firm’s website, the lawyer who wrote the letter graduated from Middlebury College. Moreover, the story is but the latest to involve the lawyer.
Last March, she was named USA Today’s Women of the Year Honoree for Colorado. The honor resulted, in part, from the lawyer’s representation of a client in a civil rights case against the Loveland (CO) Police Department. Then, in December, a Colorado television station reported that the lawyer’s work in the Loveland case and other civil rights cases “appears to be paying off.” The report featured this plaque that adorns the office building that the lawyer owns:
Finally, the coverage of the disciplinary sanction has focused almost exclusively on the sanctioned lawyer. I understand why.
However, perhaps influenced by vague recollections of my my friends’ younger days, I found myself thinking about the lawyer who took off his clothes and rushed the stage during the Phish concert.
Well folks, the interwebs are a marvelous thing.
From this Reddit thread, I learned that, on the day after the concert, someone posting as Vinsanity46 claimed to be the naked lawyer. The person used Phish Net to attempt to explain & to apologize for their conduct. Here’s the post:
- “So I was the naked guy that tried to get on stage last night. My sincerest apologies to anyone I may have bumped, knocked, or generally rustled in my attempt to rage against the dying of the light.
For me, that was the type of show you can’t exactly imagine until it happens, and then it breaks you down to the point of needing to be naked and get on stage, but I digress.
As my friend Jeff said at set break, the first set felt like one, long, big explosion. The jams were those moments of improv where you think the band might be losing their touch, slipping into total dissonance but then WHAM. Pure cohesion, masterful sound control, and peaks that you really haven’t heard before.
The second set is when things really went off the rails for me, but from what I do remember: Disease was astoundingly good and deep. Then to land on Numberline felt like a well earned reprieve from the nonstop onslaught that had taken place this far. “Take my hand” really met me where I was, and began to put me back together…
Until Carini exploded my mind into one million sparkling bits of love dust through which I had to fight against the dying of the light and find my way to the stage. Unfortunately, I chose to do it by sprinting naked with my eyes closed through the crowd without a care for others. I caught the encore from the medical tent, very grateful I was slowing descending back to planet earth.
All in all, my deepest apologies to anyone who had to deal with my nonsense last night, but this show is why we do what we do. And I’ll be taking it easy this evening . . .hoping for a Sanity opener…
I love this band, I love you all, and I’m grateful for what we have.”
As always, and whether at a concert or writing letters on behalf of clients, let’s be careful out there.
[1] Vermont’s Rule 4.4(a) is identical to Colorado’s Our version of Rule 4.5 differs from the Rocky Mountain state’s but still prohibits threatening to present criminal charges to gain an advantage in civil case.