Five for Friday #175: Superstitions & Expiration Dates

Happy Friday!

On the superstition spectrum, I’m much closer to Steve Wonder

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than I am to Michael Scott.

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That being said, Friday the 13th doesn’t bother me.  No, when it comes to superstitions, most of mine relate to sports or food.  In fact, I’m using today’s intro to ask my readers to weigh in on a particular of my food superstitions, one that is not shared by two of my most loyal readers.  More on that in a moment.

First, my food-related superstitions include:

  • it’s bad luck to set a microwave for a time that ends in 0.  (e.g.: 1: 59 is far safer than 2:00.)
  • it’s bad luck to pour the cream or milk after you’ve poured the coffee. put the cream or milk in first, then the coffee. Always.
  • in a restaurant, it’s bad luck to disclose your order to someone you’re eating with before you announce the order to the server;
  • in a restaurant, it’s bad luck to order the same thing as someone eating with you.
  • thus, it’s obvious that, in a restaurant, it’s bad luck not to order last.

(Don’t worry, over dinner, my wit, charm, and conversational skills will cleanse your palate of how insufferable I was prior to ordering.)

Fact:  I live my life by the superstitions listed above.  However, I write today for your input on the food-related superstition that is most critical to my belief system: expiration dates.

I treat consuming food after the expiration date like Taylor Swift treats getting back together: never ever.   Literally.  If the expiration date is the 15th, I might not even consume it on the 13th.  There is zero chance that I will use it on the 16th.  To me, this isn’t even a superstition.  It’s science.

Now, as I mentioned,  at least two of my most loyal readers disagree with me on this issue.  I’m not sure that I should I identify them.  Thus, to protect their anonymity:

  • each has a first name that begins with J;
  • one has known me for every single second of my life; and,
  • the other works for the Vermont Bar Association.

Their cavalier attitudes towards expiration dates leaves me worried for their health.  Seriously.   I’m not talking about using something a day or two after the deadline.  I’m talking weeks!  That’s not wellness!

So, here’s what we’re going to do.   I’ve set up a poll.  It’s here.  Please weigh in on this important issue. You don’t have to take the legal ethics quiz to do so. .

Onto the quiz!

Rules

  • None.  Open book, open search engine, text/phone/email-a-friend.
  • Exception – but one that is loosely enforced – #5 (“loosely” = “aspirational”)
  • Unless stated otherwise, the Vermont Rules of Professional Conduct apply
  • Team entries welcome, creative team names even more welcome.
  • E-mail answers to michael.kennedy@vermont.gov
  • I’ll post the answers & Honor Roll on Monday
  • Please don’t use the “comment” feature to post your answers
  • Please consider sharing the quiz with friends & colleagues
  • Please consider sharing the quiz on social media.  Hashtag it – #fiveforfriday

Question 1

Which is most accurate?  By rule, a lawyer shall ___________:

  • A.  reasonably consult with the client about the means by which the client’s objectives are to be accomplished.
  • B.  abide by the client’s direction as to the means by which the client’s objectives are to be accomplished.
  • C.  B, unless to do so would violate the Rules of Professional Conduct.
  • D.  None of the above.  The rules require a lawyer to abide by the client’s objectives but are silent as to the means by which those objectives are accomplished.

Question 2

By rule, when representing a client, a lawyer shall not communicate with a person who is represented by another lawyer absent the consent of the other lawyer.

True or False: the rule only applies if the represented person’s interests are adverse to the interests of the lawyer’s client.

Question 3

Lawyer called me with an inquiry.  I listened then said “there are 3 exceptions to the rule.  The first is if the testimony relates to an uncontested issue.  The second is if the testimony relates to the nature and value of legal services rendered in the case.”

Given my response, the testimony of who?

  • A.   an expert witness
  • B.   Lawyer’s former client, and former client is adverse to Lawyer’s current client
  • C.   a lawyer
  • D.  Lawyer’s client, and Lawyer’s client suffers from a diminished capacity.

Question 4

By rule, Disciplinary Counsel and the Supreme Court are authorized to conduct & order, respectively, compliance reviews & audits of a lawyer or law firm’s:

  • A.  financial records
  • B.  financial records, including trust accounts
  • C.  financial records, including trust & fiduciary accounts
  • D.  C, but only upon receipt of information sufficient to establish that there is probable cause for the compliance review or audit.

Question 5

Privileges, confidences, conflicts.

In real-life, Paul Giamatti’s father, Bart, served as Commissioner of Major League Baseball.  There, Bart effectively disbarred Pete Rose by banning him from the sport.

On television, Paul Giamatti plays Chuck Rhoades, United States Attorney for the Southern District of New York.  Initially, the show focuses on Rhoades’ fixation with building a criminal case against Bobby Axelrod, an incredibly wealthy hedge fund trader who owes much of his fortune to gains made as a result of the 9/11 terrorist attacks.  A complicating factor?  Rhoades’ wife, Wendy, is a psychiatrist who works as a “performance coach” at Axe Capital, the hedge fund owned by Axelrod.

Central to the show’s plot are Wendy’s relationships with Rhoades and Axelrod, and the issues related to privileges, confidences, and conflicts that arise as a result.

Name the show.

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2 thoughts on “Five for Friday #175: Superstitions & Expiration Dates

  1. Hi Mike. Some nice men will come see you today. Don’t resist. They will give you things (unexpired “candy”) to make you feel better. Don’t worry, you will be able to order your lunch after every body else in the Day Room.

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